{"id":881,"date":"2021-05-14T19:30:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-14T22:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maringapost.com.br\/universoparticular\/?p=881"},"modified":"2021-05-14T19:36:10","modified_gmt":"2021-05-14T22:36:10","slug":"881","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maringapost.com.br\/universoparticular\/2021\/05\/14\/881\/","title":{"rendered":"Anedota"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-882\" src=\"https:\/\/maringapost.com.br\/universoparticular\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/25\/2021\/05\/ANEDOTA-300x158.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maringapost.com.br\/universoparticular\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/25\/2021\/05\/ANEDOTA-300x158.jpg 300w, https:\/\/maringapost.com.br\/universoparticular\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/25\/2021\/05\/ANEDOTA-1024x538.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/maringapost.com.br\/universoparticular\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/25\/2021\/05\/ANEDOTA-768x403.jpg 768w, https:\/\/maringapost.com.br\/universoparticular\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/25\/2021\/05\/ANEDOTA-696x365.jpg 696w, https:\/\/maringapost.com.br\/universoparticular\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/25\/2021\/05\/ANEDOTA-1068x561.jpg 1068w, https:\/\/maringapost.com.br\/universoparticular\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/25\/2021\/05\/ANEDOTA-800x420.jpg 800w, https:\/\/maringapost.com.br\/universoparticular\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/25\/2021\/05\/ANEDOTA.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>E se amanh\u00e3 fosse seu ultimo espirro&#8230; pigarro, fumo&#8230; gole de cacha\u00e7a? Se fosse um dia quente de ver\u00e3o no auto da montanha g\u00e9lida?Se restasse uma boa noticia no jornal abarrotado de sangue, drogas, assaltos sortil\u00e9gios, mal agouros&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Se a hora nos pegasse distra\u00eddos&#8230; e nos beijasse a face como nunca\u00a0 e nem na inf\u00e2ncia. Se as notas afinadas do viol\u00e3o rimassem na esquina da saudade em antem\u00e3o.?<\/p>\n<p>Se pois se, gerasse &#8220;SE&#8221; encontros, devaneios, injusti\u00e7as. Se, eu vivesse o \u00e2mago da paix\u00e3o&#8230; E voc\u00ea cuspisse no prato que lhe deram de comer&#8230;. E se voc\u00ea bailasse a valsa anedota. E quantos &#8220;SES&#8221; precisar\u00edamos \u00b4para justificar nossa car\u00eancia? Porque o amor n\u00e3o existe como nas telenovelas ( <em>essas s\u00e3o pe\u00e7as que a vida nos prega<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>E quem sabe voc\u00ea voltasse para mim? ja tenho por certo que n\u00e3o lhe amaria&#8230;Entenda que o amor \u00e9 um &#8220;SE&#8221; que n\u00e3o cabe em nossas cabe\u00e7as. E se amanh\u00e3 somente amanh\u00e3 o se deixasse de ter tanta import\u00e2ncia numa constante viceral que n\u00e3o calaria a boca diante desta conjuga\u00e7\u00e3o t\u00e3o infeliz por ser apenas o fim do come\u00e7o inconsistente.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; E se amanh\u00e3 fosse seu ultimo espirro&#8230; pigarro, fumo&#8230; gole de cacha\u00e7a? 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